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Coming soon from Arona Amora Productions and Lulu.com the novel: I LED ONE LIFE By Jamie Teel. The novel tells the story of a fanboy who tries to improve his life but finds himself up against his bad habits.

A sample of the novel from chapter 20:

"So you don't believe there's a copy of London After Midnight in someone freezer?" "I sure wish it was true. I do know that it's true that London after midnight is still under copyright. They renewed the copyright just in case someone come up with a print." "The studios can't stand someone making any money off their old silents." "Funny thing is that Forrest Ackerman said if anyone ever found a print of the film a lot of people would be disappointed." "It's a bad movie?" "I wouldn't know myself. Ackerman is one of the few people still alive who saw the movie. He's almost ninety. We have to take his word for it." "Speaking of bad movies how is your script coming along?" "I got it finished. I'll email you a copy later as an attachment. I'll save a copy as a plain text and it'll be easier to email a copy to you." "Good you send me a copy tonight if you can. I'll read it tonight when I get back." "Where are you going?" "I got the day off so I'm going with Uncle Gorilla to the Indian casino. You want to go? Maybe you'll win some more money." "More likely I'll lose what I got. No thanks I'll stay home and get some things done." "Okay. Catch you later. Good bye." "Good luck." And Jerry hung up the phone. Jerry was trying to imagine someone with one of the most famous lost movies in cinema keeping the last know copy in a freezer. Waiting for the day they can thaw it out and show it to the world. It was such a weird rumor that Jerry wished it was true.

THE SCHLOCK MOVIE BOOK. This is a collection of reviews of badly made Sci - Fi and horror movies written by Jamie Teel. Among the movies Reviewed are ATTACK OF THE MAYAN MUMMY, THE CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE, THE EYE CREATURES, and THE RETURN OF THE APE MAN. Below is a link to Lulu.com to buy the book ($10.00 Paperback) or to download a copy of the the book.($5.00)

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Below is a sample chapter from the book.

8 - The Beast of Yucca Flats. Written and Directed by Coleman Francis, Produced by Anthony Cardoza. With Tor Johnson as the Beast and Conrad Brooks. This is the bottom of the barrel in motion picture entertainment. A film with no production values. It is a black and white silent movie of Wrestler Tor Johnson wandering around the desert strangling people. The movie opens with a short scene of a topless young woman being strangled by a man who's face is not shown. The killer is wearing the clothes Tor Johnson wore in the movie but it is not Tor Johnson. The stand in actor's arms are not as big or muscle bound as Johnson's own arms. The film was shot silent and is dubbed with narrating by director Coleman Francis. There is some dubbing but the voices are dubbed in when the actor's backs are to the camera or too far away for the viewers to see lip movements. In one scene there is an arty shot of two persons talking to each other but the camera does not shown their heads.

In the meantime, I am selling a lot of DVDs from SHOCK O RAMA. Among the titles I have for sale are: Lust for Frankenstein, Satan's Black Wedding, Bite Me!, Vamps 2, Kinky Kong, and many others at low prices. Check out my Ebay sales page.

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